What’s your name?

Hi, I’m Bethany!

Do you have any nicknames?

Bderms, Beth, Bethy and Bethybear.

Age?

17. 

Can you drive?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, hollaaaa. 

Where do you live? 

I’m from New York City, but I reside right now in New Jersey. That will change, though, as soon as I go to college. 

Why do you say fuck a lot? 

Because I fucking love cursing. I’m not denying my truck driver mouth. 

What grade are you in?

11th grade. 

What college are you going to/applying to? 

I want to be a writer with everything in me, that’s my entire dream, and I don’t really give a shit about making money, so any liberal arts school, preferably in a city. I want to study television writing, or playwright writing. I love NYU Tisch Dramatic Writing, all of the SUNY programs, Emerson, Merrymount Manhattan College, Sara Lawrence, Boston University, anywhere literally in New York City, Boston or even Washington. I’d say my dream school is NYU or SUNY Purchase!

What do you want to do with your life?

Be happy, free and sassy forever, but most importantly, write. I want to travel, go into the Peace Corps and just be free, happy and independent no matter what. I really want to meet new people and find new friends who understand me. Like I said, I want to go to enroll at NYU Tisch Dramatic Writing, majoring in either Television writing or Playwighting, and get my Masters there. It would be a dream of mine to write for a show like Saturday Night Live, where the blessed Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dranch, Kristin Wiig, Melissa McCarthy and those women of comedy have been. 

What do you look like? 

Is that your natural hair color?

“See, this is the color I want!” Ten points if you get that reference. I dyed the tips of my hair red, recently. 

Where do you get your clothes?

Forever21, Forever21, Forever21. Also, H&M, thrift shops, anywhere that actually is inexpensive. 

“Eww, you’re so fat! Go kill yousrself!” 

Uh, excuse me. Does your mother know that you’re a big, heaping pile of shit? Hi, I’m much, much more than my appearance, so why don’t you take a step back, examine your life, examine your choices and realize that your shallow, cruel words don’t mean shit to me. I’ve been literally watching what I eat since I could remember and people have always cruelly tortured me about it, but I’m not a victim because I love myself and I know I’m beautiful. I’m really happy just being me and I don’t let fuckers bring me down. 

Do you drink?

I’m not a huge fan of alcohol, at all. I like champagne and wine, but I very rarely drink. I’m probably a social drinker. 

How many followers do you have?

Let’s just say I have a lot. I don’t like when people brag about how many followers they have. I don’t know, that’s just a turn-off and not what Tumblr is about. I love every single one of my followers very much, though. Like, probably too much. 

What if I go to your school and follow you?

I honestly don’t give a damn if you follow me and we know each other in real life. As long as you respect and consider my privacy, I’ll respect and consider yours. I’m very painfully honest and opened on here, which I am in real life as well, but I don’t name names. Just be respectful. 

What should I expect from following you?

Pretty pictures that make me smile, a lot of my own inner, insane thoughts, a lot of my own opinions, writing, literature, shit load of sarcasum and witt, posts about my undying love for food and snuggies, nerdy posts about Harry Potter, Lady GaGa appreciation posts, as well as Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Emma Stone, JK Rowling and Judy Garland posts, lots of made up catch phrases that don’t make any sense and some nachos. I also love to post about how much I love my followers :3

I don’t like what you said here: *insert* You’re so *insert*. 

Bitch, I did not create this blog for you to enjoy. I can only please one person a day and that is me. This is my own personal blog, my own thoughts and shit, so if you have a problem with me or what I’m saying (as long as what I’m saying is not “I’m going to murder everyone tomorrow”), then get in line with the other bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. 

Do you follow back/do promos?

I don’t always follow back, but if you appear friendly and your blog is fabulous, I will. As for promos, I won’t promo everyone, but if you really want to, I’ll try!

Sexual orientation?

Fabulous gay man trapped inside a straight girl’s body. 

Are you ~Tumblr~Famous~?

Noooooooo. I don’t even understand how the “Tumblr Famous” thing works, honestly. I really don’t give a fuck. 

What music do you listen to?

I love The Spice Girls, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Jack’s Mannequin, Paramore, Mayday Parade, The Maine, The Civil Wars, The Smiths, Lady Gaga, Kate Nash, Something Corporate, The Smiths, Meg & Dia, Judy Garland, the Killers, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, The Ramones, Rolling Stones, Florence + The Machine, The Black Keys, Gorillaz, The Beatles, Rilo Kiley, Nirvana, Adele, Jack’s Mannequin, Regina Spektor, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Jenny Lewis. 

Any siblings?

Two older sisters. 

What happened to your dad?

He died when I was fourteen of liver failure. He suffered from alcoholism most of his life and despite that, he was the best father and man I’ve ever known. RIP 10/4/08. 

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I’m, yes, you guessed it, completely and totally forever alone :3 

Do you want a boyfriend?

Honestly, if the right guy came along and was cool and badass and made me laugh and was nerdy and smart and sarcastic like me and made me smile and was cute and maybe had an accent somewhere, then fuck yeah! But until I find my own Astronaut Mike Dexter (a million points if you got that reference), I like being on my own, though, and being independent and I always have. I’m not trying to sound like the chubby girl with no date on Valentines Day (although, lord knows I am), but I have all the time in the world to find love. I need to kind of learn how to fucking love myself first still.

Are you a virgin?

Yesssssh. 

How far have you been with a fella?

Tongue kissing, boob action. Is that second base? Yeah, second base, I suppose. I don’t even know. 

Do you really love everyone?

I say that I hate everyone, but it’s a joke, obviously. I love everyone, as long as you’re not a muggle, republican or serial killer. 

Do you have an accent?

To me, no, but I’ve been told by others that I have a New York/New England/New Jersey-ish accent. 

Favorite films?

I love old timey movies the most. Some of my favorites include Singin’ in the Rain, A Star is Born, Wizard of Oz, Meet Me in St Louis, Summerstock, basically anything that includes the head bitch in charge that is named Judy fucking Garland, Almost Famous, Dead Poet’s Society, Finding Neverland, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Newsies, Away We Go, Never Let Me Go, Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, Mulan, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, anything that includes Tom Hanks or Johnny Depp, Across the Universe, Juno, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, stuff like that. 

Favorite novels?

I’m an extremist when it comes to both literature and writing. And Harry Potter. I’m a hardcore, insane, borderline unhealthy HP fan, ever since I was eight. (I still credit Harry, Ron and Hermione as my first best friends.) I love Pride & Prejudice, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, The Sun Also Rises, A Farewell to Arms, Death of a Salesman, Death in the Afternoon, Wuthering Heights, Into the Wild, Little Women, Emma, anything Jane Austen, Bossypants (Tina Fey biography that will change your life), Proof, Equs, The Yellow Wallpaper, The Taming of the Shrew, poetry that includes Emily Dickinson, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, etc, Race to Nowhere, Art of Loving, The Glass Castle, Devil in the White City, etc, etc, etc. 

Are you a hispter/indie kid?

Fuck no. I don’t like labels, I am not a piece of clothing. Plus, hipsters and indie kids are just nonsensical. Seriously. 

How many people do you follow?

Around 300-400, I think.

Some favorite blogs?

Ask me, because I change/ find a new blog I love everyday!

Celebrity crushes?

All of the men on Vampire Diaries (Yeah, sue me!), Evan Peters, Ryan Gosling, Nicholas Hoult, Robert Sheehan, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Leo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Jim Sturgess. My lady celebrity crushes are Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Emma Watson, Taissa Farmiga, Alexia Quinn, JK Rowling and some others. 

What TV Shows do you watch?

I love love love 30 Rock, The Office, Arrested Development,  American Horror Story, How I Met Your Mother, Law and Order,  Pretty Little Liars, anything on Bravo that makes me laugh and old shows too. My favorite 90’s shows would include Boy Meets World, Friends, Fresh Prince and you know, that kind of stuff. 

What are your political views?

I get this question like, everyday. Haha, I appreciate that you guys accept my own views! C: I wouldn’t say that I love politics, as much as I just love debating and hearing others opinions. I love history and always have. I consider myself to be really well versed in them, and I don’t really like the political parties. I believe in unifying America, but if I were to label myself, I’d be a bleeding heart liberal. I’m a bitchy feminist who watches too much Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow. 

What is your occupation?

I’m currently going to be a junior in high school. I’m also a very annoyed, perputally angry Literature/History tutor.  

Will you help explain books?

Sure. I get a lot of requests during the school year for help on understanding books and people send in requests for me to help them out. I’m really flattered by it, so if you do need help, I’ll be glad to help! 

Why are you so offensive?

I have a really, really dry, sick sense of humor and I’m always cracking jokes. I literally make fun of everyone, but I make fun of myself the absolute most. I don’t take myself seriously at all and I’m really just a kidder. Honestly, I’m so sarcastic sometimes that I don’t even know when I’m being serious. I love everyone, so please don’t be offended.