honey, if you stay, you'll be forgiven
Hey, my name's Bethany and I'm seventeen. I enjoy making awkward situations even more awkward, and I enjoy being vulgar and sarcastic and strange. I like to write more than anything in the entire world and I love punk rock music, chinese food, puppies, old books that make me cry and laugh and flowers. I'm a flower child, but hey, that's okay with me. I'm hopelessly flawed.
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→ Jan 2012
That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see win doesn’t win the award

More laughs here

 ^ this is how i’ll feel if Jessica Lange doesn’t win. Just sayin’.

(Source: totally-relatable, via americanwhorerstory)

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